timomcd

Balls.

isomorphismes:

Population distribution of the United States in units of Canadas.

(via koriblr)

Watermelon’s ready.

Top a’ tha marning ta ya. #breakingstereotypes

I’m on that brine tip, homie.

team-joebama:

your new Secretary of Defense, America

congratulations he is a master of disguise

meetingboy:

One of those claims is laughably outrageous, and the other is a unicorn.

I hope virus writers never figure out that “CUPCAKES IN THE LARGE CONFERENCE ROOM” will get office workers to open any email.

“You can’t change the constitution - it’s un-American! Even those times when it had to be amended…”

I wish the people who mindlessly chant “right to bear arms” would read a slightly older piece of American literature where the very same authors said that all Americans are guaranteed “life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.” I’m pretty sure that the ten thousand people who die each year in America as a result of being shot lost out on those unalienable rights.

Feel free to ask the children who were shot dead in Newtown how they’re going to pursue happiness in their lives.